Girl If You Were A Guitar Chord...

Girl if you were a guitar chord, you'd be F seventh
Not just because it's the most beautiful sounding chord
But also because it's the hardest seventh chord to play.
F is also an acronym for a well known four letter word

Which is basically what the chord does to my, um, fingers.
Every time I attempt to play it, I end up wishing
My fingers were a bit longer, oh yeah.
It sounds so good that I momentarily forget the pain it's causing

Me, my heart, my soul and my, um, fingers.
By the time I do get it right, it's time for a chord change.
And that's why I say, girl, that you'd be F seventh
Cuz when it's all said and done, you're way out of my vocal range.